








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,316 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3554 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1848 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2798 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2116 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,469 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 674 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 86ixx | 60% | 157 |
| #2 | mitsuha | 58% | 148 |
| #3 | plaib | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 86ixx | 60% | 157 |
| #2 | mitsuha | 58% | 148 |
| #3 | plaib | 30% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitsuha | 51 | 0.0181 |
| #2 | 86ixx | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | plaib | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 86ixx | 378 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | mitsuha | 347 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | plaib | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitsuha | +8.21 | 91 | 45 |
| #2 | rubble | -0.13 | 35 | 44 |
| #3 | 86ixx | -1.54 | 55 | 43 |
| #4 | plaib | -5.61 | 36 | 12 |





