








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 178 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1125 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1047 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1011 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 890 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,083,586 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 565 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 52% | 27 | ||
| #2 | Sh3W1llB3L0V3D | 45% | 20 |
| 33% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| 52% | 27 | ||
| #2 | Sh3W1llB3L0V3D | 45% | 20 |
| 33% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| 21 | 0.0162 | ||
| 7 | 0.0130 | ||
| #3 | Sh3W1llB3L0V3D | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 211 | 0.16 | 2 min | ||
| 92 | 0.17 | 2 min | ||
| #3 | Sh3W1llB3L0V3D | 69 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| +1.51 | 80 | 34 | ||
| -2.09 | 61 | 12 | ||
| #3 | Sh3W1llB3L0V3D | -2.12 | 48 | 57 |
| -4.82 | 42 | 32 |





