








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1937 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,346 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 896 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1971 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 1038 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 441 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $790,069 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | POLOT | 50% | 34 |
| #7 | seem | 50% | 58 |
| #8 | Shisui Uchiwa | 45% | 29 |
| #9 | 𝚃𝚑𝚊ï 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚐 | 44% | 36 |
| #10 | senzaa | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 999AnxiousKid | 28 | 0.0257 |
| #2 | Arare best dark elf | 12 | 0.0131 |
| #3 | Shisui Uchiwa | 9 | 0.0140 |
| #4 | seem | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | senzaa | 7 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚃𝚑𝚊ï 𝙼𝚒𝚗𝚐 | 414 | 0.52 | 11 min |
| #2 | anthonyzabs | 282 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | 999AnxiousKid | 156 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | POLOT | 134 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | seem | 106 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 999AnxiousKid | +2.80 | 70 | 45 |
| #2 | anthonyzabs | +2.73 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | seem | +1.74 | 91 | 55 |
| #4 | POLOT | +1.40 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | senzaa | +1.00 | 47 | 48 |





