








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 873 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3914 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3879 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4427 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3651 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,413,404 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurboCharged DIDDLER | 329 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Trafish Scott | 222 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | SuperCharged DIDDLER | 199 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dali-831 | 185 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Pedro Pedro | 159 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TurboCharged DIDDLER | +3.93 | 88 | 25 |
| #2 | Trafish Scott | +2.05 | 71 | 34 |
| #3 | Dali-831 | +0.76 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | Pedro Pedro | +0.07 | 33 | 50 |
| #5 | SuperCharged DIDDLER | -0.15 | 38 | 19 |





