








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,685 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2779 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3473 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3226 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2207 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $597,407 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=TF=-Fetzi die lustige Landmine | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | -=TF=- Neko10 | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | -=TF=- Evilfrog | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | -.NoEx | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | -=TF=- Abyssus | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -=TF=- Neko10 | 234 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Monsterli | 113 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bulls3ye | 96 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | -=TF=- Abyssus | 62 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | -=TF=- Evilfrog | 51 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IngloriousDusk | +3.55 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | -.NoEx | +2.50 | 85 | 44 |
| #3 | Monsterli | +2.18 | 56 | 78 |
| #4 | Bulls3ye | +0.63 | 57 | 52 |
| #5 | -=TF=- Abyssus | +0.49 | 51 | 53 |





