








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 247 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4102 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2837 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2132 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3149 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,125,314 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KINGOFCACHE | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | BraiN | 74% | 27 |
| #3 | Emmorf | 68% | 41 |
| #4 | Lebronze James | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KINGOFCACHE | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | BraiN | 74% | 27 |
| #3 | Emmorf | 68% | 41 |
| #4 | Lebronze James | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lebronze James | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Emmorf | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | KINGOFCACHE | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emmorf | 200 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | KINGOFCACHE | 111 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | BraiN | 110 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lebronze James | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emmorf | +4.46 | 77 | 76 |
| #2 | KINGOFCACHE | +1.58 | 60 | 72 |
| #3 | Piints | +0.31 | 53 | 54 |
| #4 | BraiN | +0.01 | 77 | 62 |
| #5 | Lebronze James | -1.23 | 31 | 35 |





