








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 283 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,212 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3114 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1075 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1982 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1041 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,047 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaras g4skins | 52% | 263 |
| #2 | Shadow | 50% | 103 |
| #3 | Ichigo | 49% | 136 |
| #4 | seabucket_ | 48% | 146 |
| #5 | Fin | 43% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaras g4skins | 91 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | Fin | 56 | 0.0553 |
| #3 | skipidislayer69_xxx | 30 | 0.0890 |
| #4 | seabucket_ | 26 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | NuuBerT | 21 | 0.0450 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaras g4skins | 357 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Shadow | 186 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ichigo | 183 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | seabucket_ | 94 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fin | 68 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaras g4skins | +4.66 | 48 | 38 |
| #2 | Ichigo | +1.74 | 57 | 34 |
| #3 | NuuBerT | +0.94 | 10 | 10 |
| #4 | Fin | +0.88 | 26 | 19 |
| #5 | skipidislayer69_xxx | +0.32 | 32 | 19 |





