








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 695 matches | ||
| Wingman | 305 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4881 | 13% |
| Smokes | 10450 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 14228 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 8969 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,941,792 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kitcat2640 | 50% | 247 |
| #2 | zeNitH | 49% | 1000 |
| #3 | Henkkaletka65 | 43% | 67 |
| #4 | ViiniMies | 43% | 74 |
| #5 | BOT ALLU | 43% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeNitH | 125 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | kitcat2640 | 24 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | chokenone | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | BOT ALLU | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Henkkaletka65 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeNitH | 5518 | 0.29 | 150 min |
| #2 | kitcat2640 | 721 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #3 | chokenone | 224 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | ViiniMies | 184 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Henkkaletka65 | 169 | 0.12 | 3 min |





