








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 293 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2392 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,633 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3693 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2192 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2944 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2804 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,194,950 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Musta | 50% | 44 |
| #2 | Ilmastonmuuttaja | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | chokenone | 49% | 63 |
| #4 | kitcat2640 | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Gandhi Bai | 46% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | kitcat2640 | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | Gandhi Bai | 46% | 108 |
| #6 | BOT ALLU | 45% | 261 |
| #7 | zeNitH | 44% | 106 |
| #8 | kotipoika | 43% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT ALLU | 15 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Gandhi Bai | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | zeNitH | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | chokenone | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Musta | 5 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeNitH | 445 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Gandhi Bai | 249 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ilmastonmuuttaja | 160 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | chokenone | 146 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | BOT ALLU | 134 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kitcat2640 | +3.36 | 61 | 69 |
| #2 | zeNitH | +2.98 | 50 | 74 |
| #3 | Ilmastonmuuttaja | +2.63 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | Gandhi Bai | +1.88 | 58 | 66 |
| #5 | chokenone | +0.72 | 27 | 55 |





