








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 275 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3028 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3529 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1382 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2425 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,203,523 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2251 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toeloose | 48% | 83 |
| #2 | 3-Fluorophenmetrazine | 47% | 70 |
| #3 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | toeloose | 48% | 83 |
| #2 | 3-Fluorophenmetrazine | 47% | 70 |
| #3 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 38% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 18 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | toeloose | 10 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | 3-Fluorophenmetrazine | 5 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3-Fluorophenmetrazine | 193 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | toeloose | 159 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 104 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | +1.04 | 50 | 32 |
| #2 | 3-Fluorophenmetrazine | +0.81 | 76 | 54 |
| #3 | Dr. Mew Mogger MD | +0.31 | 68 | 38 |
| #4 | toeloose | -1.29 | 73 | 39 |





