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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 712 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 254 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,500 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11375 | 26% |
| Smokes | 13024 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8478 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 10623 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,933,867 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ ZwiRu | 55% | 87 |
| #2 | CIFU | 55% | 305 |
| #3 | juggalo | 54% | 173 |
| #4 | CICIA | 52% | 113 |
| #5 | Cygańskie Kubaro | 51% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | CICIA | 52% | 113 |
| #5 | Cygańskie Kubaro | 51% | 72 |
| #6 | MarcelQ5 | 49% | 291 |
| #7 | A little mefka | 47% | 99 |
| #8 | xxgigi | 47% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarcelQ5 | 27 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | CIFU | 25 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | juggalo | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | A little mefka | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | xxgigi | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juggalo | 834 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #2 | CICIA | 356 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | A little mefka | 336 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | CIFU | 296 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | Cygańskie Kubaro | 281 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CIFU | +2.40 | 71 | 39 |
| #2 | juggalo | +2.02 | 75 | 80 |
| #3 | Cygańskie Kubaro | +1.41 | 86 | 79 |
| #4 | Janusz Podrywu | +0.34 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | A little mefka | +0.12 | 62 | 68 |





