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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 296 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5268 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,105 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1325 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2713 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1331 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1736 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,140,215 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarcelQ5 | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | juggalo | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Janusz Podrywu | 55% | 305 |
| #4 | CICIA | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MarcelQ5 | 59% | 44 |
| #2 | juggalo | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | Janusz Podrywu | 55% | 305 |
| #4 | CICIA | 55% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janusz Podrywu | 23 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | juggalo | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | MarcelQ5 | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | CICIA | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janusz Podrywu | 677 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | juggalo | 216 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | CICIA | 77 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | MarcelQ5 | 38 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CIFU | +1.96 | 72 | 37 |
| #2 | juggalo | +1.35 | 77 | 80 |
| #3 | Janusz Podrywu | -0.70 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | MarcelQ5 | -0.78 | 32 | 26 |
| #5 | CICIA | -0.91 | 59 | 48 |





