








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 327 matches | ||
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4707 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3470 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3517 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2854 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,899,051 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 526 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Surtur | 58% | 38 |
| #2 | TBNRfail | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | BigWolF | 47% | 135 |
| #4 | ROID QUOKKA | 47% | 64 |
| #5 | NLG | capone | 45% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BigWolF | 605 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | NLG | capone | 422 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Stefan | 212 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | Surtur | 158 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | ROID QUOKKA | 129 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stefan | +2.10 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | TBNRfail | +1.47 | 58 | 63 |
| #3 | Mclovin | +1.31 | 61 | 54 |
| #4 | Benni Frændi | +0.24 | 33 | 63 |
| #5 | Surtur | +0.08 | 51 | 64 |





