








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 582 matches | ||
| Premier | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7988 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6889 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5551 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5891 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,567,641 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2797 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrew | +4.02 | 59 | 74 |
| #2 | tatska | +3.21 | 83 | 35 |
| #3 | >:| | +3.16 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | Ebun | +2.05 | 81 | 44 |
| #5 | NooReTos | +1.74 | 48 | 57 |





