








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,053 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 472 | 23% |
| Smokes | 670 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 334 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 577 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $178,978 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrOgY | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | n | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | vale | 80% | 5 |
| #4 | WoreX | 75% | 4 |
| #5 | pepsxd | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | hennkr | 67% | 6 |
| #14 | warden0sS | 60% | 5 |
| #15 | Aymancs | 60% | 5 |
| #16 | Sosvi | 57% | 7 |
| #17 | Ben | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hennkr | 2 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | darkzide | 1 | 0.0137 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aymancs | 31 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ben | 23 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | n | 22 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Sosvi | 17 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | pepsxd | 16 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ caps | +4.29 | 82 | 34 |
| #2 | Ben | +1.91 | 94 | 60 |
| #3 | GrOgY | +1.89 | 84 | 70 |
| #4 | -nex1eu- | +1.76 | 84 | 60 |
| #5 | BOMBARDiAN | +1.49 | 94 | 67 |





