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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 861 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1687 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1873 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2507 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $511,960 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomm | 57% | 141 |
| #2 | turbo | 51% | 75 |
| #3 | -TheClown- | 50% | 159 |
| #4 | randomrando | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | Botbama ☭ | 33% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | turbo | 51% | 75 |
| #3 | -TheClown- | 50% | 159 |
| #4 | randomrando | 46% | 37 |
| #5 | Botbama ☭ | 33% | 54 |
| #6 | Dr_Mundoo | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomm | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | -TheClown- | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Dr_Mundoo | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Botbama ☭ | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | randomrando | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -TheClown- | 269 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | Dr_Mundoo | 82 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | turbo | 73 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Tomm | 35 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | Botbama ☭ | 24 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -TheClown- | +5.36 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | Tomm | +4.09 | 92 | 43 |
| #3 | Botbama ☭ | -1.97 | 47 | 32 |
| #4 | Dr_Mundoo | -2.32 | 35 | 41 |
| #5 | turbo | -2.70 | 22 | 53 |





