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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2314 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,890 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 684 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1036 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1253 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 917 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,188,805 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 37 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | randomrando | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | turbo | 59% | 85 |
| #3 | Sanёk☭ | 57% | 141 |
| #4 | -TheClown- | 54% | 217 |
| #5 | Botbama ☭ | 52% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | turbo | 59% | 85 |
| #3 | Sanёk☭ | 57% | 141 |
| #4 | -TheClown- | 54% | 217 |
| #5 | Botbama ☭ | 52% | 95 |
| #6 | Dr_Mundoo | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botbama ☭ | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | -TheClown- | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | turbo | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Sanёk☭ | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | randomrando | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -TheClown- | 349 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #2 | Sanёk☭ | 114 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | turbo | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dr_Mundoo | 70 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Botbama ☭ | 43 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -TheClown- | +4.14 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | Tomm | +2.47 | 90 | 45 |
| #3 | Botbama ☭ | -1.63 | 50 | 42 |
| #4 | Dr_Mundoo | -2.49 | 33 | 40 |
| #5 | turbo | -2.93 | 21 | 51 |





