








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 86 | 10% |
| Smokes | 163 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 364 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 256 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $156,413 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EELIPELURI | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | Tortillat Avataan | 40% | 20 |
| #3 | j0sH | 36% | 28 |
| #4 | circumisator | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EELIPELURI | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | Tortillat Avataan | 40% | 20 |
| #3 | j0sH | 36% | 28 |
| #4 | circumisator | 33% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | circumisator | 7 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | EELIPELURI | 6 | 0.0179 |
| #3 | Tortillat Avataan | 4 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tortillat Avataan | 100 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #2 | circumisator | 45 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | EELIPELURI | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | j0sH | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tortillat Avataan | +4.29 | 51 | 53 |
| #2 | EELIPELURI | +1.75 | 42 | 21 |
| #3 | j0sH | +1.71 | 49 | 29 |
| #4 | circumisator | -1.41 | 19 | 26 |
| #5 | Eikhei | -1.95 | 36 | 17 |





