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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 201 | 40% |
| Smokes | 99 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 95 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 113 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $115,226 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eikhei | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | j0sH | 46% | 69 |
| #3 | circumisator | 46% | 59 |
| #4 | Tortillat Avataan | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | Luukasa | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eikhei | 50% | 16 |
| #2 | j0sH | 46% | 69 |
| #3 | circumisator | 46% | 59 |
| #4 | Tortillat Avataan | 41% | 17 |
| #5 | Luukasa | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | circumisator | 19 | 0.0162 |
| #2 | Eikhei | 8 | 0.0245 |
| #3 | Tortillat Avataan | 6 | 0.0174 |
| #4 | j0sH | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Luukasa | 2 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | circumisator | 108 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Tortillat Avataan | 89 | 0.26 | 2 min |
| #3 | Luukasa | 39 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | j0sH | 30 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Eikhei | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tortillat Avataan | +4.01 | 57 | 37 |
| #2 | Luukasa | +3.82 | 81 | 62 |
| #3 | j0sH | +1.88 | 49 | 34 |
| #4 | EELIPELURI | -0.74 | 45 | 21 |
| #5 | circumisator | -1.70 | 23 | 22 |





