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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 298 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 605 | 51% |
| Smokes | 275 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 190 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 109 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $477,578 of utility $252 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 464 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johan Liebert | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Soarer9 | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | ėŽė | Zysterica | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johan Liebert | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | Soarer9 | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | ėŽė | Zysterica | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soarer9 | 12 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Johan Liebert | 7 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | ėŽė | Zysterica | 3 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johan Liebert | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | Soarer9 | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | ėŽė | Zysterica | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ėŽė | Zysterica | +5.50 | 96 | 23 |
| #2 | D3lay. | +4.04 | 78 | 44 |
| #3 | Johan Liebert | +3.03 | 69 | 43 |
| #4 | Soarer9 | +1.78 | 73 | 17 |





