








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 378 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7480 | 47% |
| Smokes | 2550 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3807 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1970 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,665 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1661 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willrich_7 | 79% | 29 |
| #2 | ︻デ ーD3STINY | 61% | 69 |
| #3 | Killerrooi23 | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | DeV4$TA7I0N | 51% | 169 |
| #5 | GiGGleS | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willrich_7 | 79% | 29 |
| #2 | ︻デ ーD3STINY | 61% | 69 |
| #3 | Killerrooi23 | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | DeV4$TA7I0N | 51% | 169 |
| #5 | GiGGleS | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeV4$TA7I0N | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Willrich_7 | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Killerrooi23 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | GiGGleS | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ︻デ ーD3STINY | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeV4$TA7I0N | 579 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | Killerrooi23 | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | ︻デ ーD3STINY | 53 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Willrich_7 | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | GiGGleS | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willrich_7 | +1.92 | 55 | 47 |
| #2 | Killerrooi23 | +0.60 | 57 | 38 |
| #3 | GH0ST | +0.54 | 67 | 64 |
| #4 | DeV4$TA7I0N | -0.30 | 59 | 63 |
| #5 | ︻デ ーD3STINY | -2.22 | 51 | 37 |





