








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 370 | 39% |
| Smokes | 201 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 257 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 125 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $17,558 of utility $11 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willrich_7 | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | CH3Wi3 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | GH0ST | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | ︻デ ーD3STINY | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | DeV4$TA7I0N | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willrich_7 | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | CH3Wi3 | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | GH0ST | 56% | 57 |
| #4 | ︻デ ーD3STINY | 54% | 59 |
| #5 | DeV4$TA7I0N | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GH0ST | 10 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | DeV4$TA7I0N | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Willrich_7 | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | CH3Wi3 | 2 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | ︻デ ーD3STINY | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GH0ST | 262 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | DeV4$TA7I0N | 226 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | ︻デ ーD3STINY | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Willrich_7 | 45 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | CH3Wi3 | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Willrich_7 | +2.19 | 56 | 42 |
| #2 | Killerrooi23 | +0.85 | 62 | 36 |
| #3 | CH3Wi3 | +0.60 | 53 | 51 |
| #4 | GH0ST | +0.52 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | DeV4$TA7I0N | +0.35 | 64 | 62 |





