








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1292 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1666 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1605 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1463 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,053,564 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 364 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | безработный+без | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | AnTo | 52% | 155 |
| #3 | xMrCos22 | 51% | 146 |
| #4 | <pRx> | 51% | 145 |
| #5 | Nicola | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | безработный+без | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | AnTo | 52% | 155 |
| #3 | xMrCos22 | 51% | 146 |
| #4 | <pRx> | 51% | 145 |
| #5 | Nicola | 42% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnTo | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | xMrCos22 | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | <pRx> | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xMrCos22 | 797 | 0.26 | 23 min |
| #2 | <pRx> | 301 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | AnTo | 275 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | безработный+без | 55 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nicola | 29 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnTo | +2.08 | 70 | 56 |
| #2 | xMrCos22 | +0.95 | 48 | 76 |
| #3 | <pRx> | +0.86 | 47 | 64 |
| #4 | безработный+без | -0.15 | 31 | 36 |
| #5 | Adita | -1.90 | 31 | 56 |





