








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 213 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5856 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4388 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4631 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3532 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,052,825 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 776 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | безработный+без | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | Adita | 51% | 146 |
| #3 | <pRx> | 51% | 352 |
| #4 | AnTo | 51% | 343 |
| #5 | Nicola | 46% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | безработный+без | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | Adita | 51% | 146 |
| #3 | <pRx> | 51% | 352 |
| #4 | AnTo | 51% | 343 |
| #5 | Nicola | 46% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnTo | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | <pRx> | 13 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Adita | 12 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | <pRx> | 861 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #2 | AnTo | 525 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #3 | Adita | 395 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Nicola | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | безработный+без | 38 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xMrCos22 | +1.25 | 55 | 77 |
| #2 | <pRx> | +0.81 | 50 | 64 |
| #3 | AnTo | +0.49 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | безработный+без | -1.10 | 29 | 32 |
| #5 | Adita | -2.00 | 29 | 58 |





