








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 648 | 22% |
| Smokes | 769 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 837 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 724 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,388 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Diamant | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | ErKo | 70% | 20 |
| #3 | medinakorven | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | jnaartt | 63% | 8 |
| #5 | Ice Man | 62% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shadow | 10 | 0.0217 |
| #2 | Ice Man | 9 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | SKJ | 7 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | -Diamant | 3 | 0.0150 |
| #5 | rrrr | 2 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKJ | 119 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | -Diamant | 95 | 0.47 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ice Man | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ErKo | 75 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Grumpy | 54 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErKo | +5.58 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | -Diamant | +5.35 | 84 | 84 |
| #3 | rrrr | +4.72 | 87 | 46 |
| #4 | jnaartt | +4.13 | 79 | 30 |
| #5 | shadow | +2.10 | 73 | 54 |





