








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,814 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4866 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5228 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3770 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1950 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,171,424 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NightBandit | 52% | 125 |
| #2 | Slim Reaperr | 50% | 113 |
| #3 | spin | 49% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NightBandit | 52% | 125 |
| #2 | Slim Reaperr | 50% | 113 |
| #3 | spin | 49% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spin | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | NightBandit | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Slim Reaperr | 7 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spin | 427 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | Slim Reaperr | 317 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | NightBandit | 267 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NightBandit | +2.67 | 83 | 55 |
| #2 | Slim Reaperr | +1.70 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | spin | -0.03 | 59 | 53 |
| #4 | EnxmA | -0.59 | 62 | 54 |





