








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Esplay | 19 matches | 2,098 | |
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2455 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3498 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1987 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1042 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1837 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $699,570 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arne | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Sagooi | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | SAN | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | KnD | 47% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arne | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | Sagooi | 52% | 21 |
| #3 | SAN | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | KnD | 47% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnD | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | SAN | 4 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | Arne | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Sagooi | 2 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnD | 319 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Arne | 149 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sagooi | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | SAN | 30 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnD | +1.97 | 73 | 46 |
| #2 | Sagooi | +1.18 | 76 | 55 |
| #3 | SAN | +0.76 | 78 | 46 |
| #4 | Avarita | +0.62 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | Arne | -2.32 | 67 | 71 |





