








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 176 | 16% |
| Smokes | 266 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 352 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 285 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $221,014 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I'm A Black Boi | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Raymond Reddington | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Cascadis™ | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Jaami | 48% | 23 |
| #5 | d'Orine | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Henny™ CaseOpening.com DROP.SKIN | 40% | 10 |
| #7 | MadeMan ;) | 38% | 8 |
| #8 | zsúrkocsi | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | kis'Orine | 33% | 3 |
| #10 | Misa | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaami | 2 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MadeMan ;) | 33 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Henny™ CaseOpening.com DROP.SKIN | 28 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Misa | 22 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jaami | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | d'Orine | 13 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I'm A Black Boi | +5.37 | 91 | 52 |
| #2 | Henny™ CaseOpening.com DROP.SKIN | +3.55 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | Cascadis™ | +2.49 | 90 | 67 |
| #4 | Kokesz | +1.11 | 85 | 52 |
| #5 | kis'Orine | +0.83 | 89 | 50 |





