








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




167 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7434 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2478 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2211 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3537 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 3026 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,175,800 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4531 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Charless | 56% | 101 |
| #5 | BLU3.SPIC3Y | 55% | 229 |
| #6 | ray** | 55% | 138 |
| #7 | cream | 53% | 38 |
| #8 | Jaxton | 46% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ray** | +8.17 | 92 | 49 |
| #2 | holsteezyCS | +2.86 | 69 | 35 |
| #3 | ICHIGOAT | +0.05 | 28 | 47 |
| #4 | ImTheWorstCSPlayer | -0.36 | 41 | 56 |
| #5 | BLU3.SPIC3Y | -1.18 | 48 | 36 |





