








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 90 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 363 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2858 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3883 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3424 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3220 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,305,650 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T X J I K A. | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | mybro | 48% | 64 |
| #3 | Dani_02 | 48% | 366 |
| #4 | Banana | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | avicci sucks | 41% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T X J I K A. | 57% | 46 |
| #2 | mybro | 48% | 64 |
| #3 | Dani_02 | 48% | 366 |
| #4 | Banana | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | avicci sucks | 41% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | avicci sucks | 40 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | T X J I K A. | 20 | 0.0261 |
| #3 | Dani_02 | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | mybro | 15 | 0.0114 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dani_02 | 242 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #2 | avicci sucks | 97 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | mybro | 72 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | T X J I K A. | 44 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Banana | 27 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimmy | +1.86 | 70 | 53 |
| #2 | Dani_02 | +0.63 | 59 | 42 |
| #3 | mybro | +0.26 | 72 | 45 |
| #4 | Banana | -2.99 | 33 | 38 |
| #5 | T X J I K A. | -3.15 | 18 | 20 |





