








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3758 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,587 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1157 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3166 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2074 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3190 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,454,537 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mybro | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | Banana | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | jimmy | 48% | 366 |
| #4 | melon | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | avicci sucks | 38% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mybro | 53% | 43 |
| #2 | Banana | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | jimmy | 48% | 366 |
| #4 | melon | 40% | 45 |
| #5 | avicci sucks | 38% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimmy | 68 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | avicci sucks | 43 | 0.0141 |
| #3 | melon | 18 | 0.0213 |
| #4 | mybro | 13 | 0.0149 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimmy | 543 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #2 | melon | 117 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | avicci sucks | 91 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | mybro | 47 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Banana | 23 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | melon | +1.36 | 62 | 35 |
| #2 | jimmy | +1.28 | 69 | 54 |
| #3 | Dani_02 | +1.23 | 61 | 42 |
| #4 | mybro | +0.04 | 75 | 48 |
| #5 | Banana | -2.27 | 31 | 35 |





