








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 382 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2545 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1568 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1745 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1627 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1403 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $634,111 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | ree | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | Chinko Daisuki | 50% | 107 |
| #4 | Neeko | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | SwixY | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chinko Daisuki | 17 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | SwixY | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | B | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #4 | 𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕫 | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ree | 5 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕫 | 491 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | SwixY | 171 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | B | 148 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | ree | 103 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Chinko Daisuki | 93 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B | +2.17 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | npobu | +2.08 | 53 | 57 |
| #3 | 𝕂𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕫 | +1.75 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | Neeko | +1.21 | 72 | 29 |
| #5 | SwixY | +0.53 | 62 | 52 |





