








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 746 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Renown | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4511 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2014 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 3258 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2503 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,368,214 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1479 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eXclusive. | 70% | 56 |
| #2 | ophelia | 64% | 59 |
| #3 | FriizLuv | 64% | 44 |
| #4 | babush | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | Kilino | 63% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | CornDoogs | 62% | 71 |
| #7 | er kiko | 62% | 26 |
| #8 | fl3xy | 61% | 46 |
| #9 | | 59% | 32 |
| #10 | ;] | 55% | 128 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ;] | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | FriizLuv | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | er kiko | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | CornDoogs | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ophelia | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CornDoogs | 283 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #2 | ;] | 266 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | FriizLuv | 168 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | fl3xy | 104 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | babush | 84 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlanTV | +4.13 | 95 | 60 |
| #2 | eXclusive. | +3.94 | 91 | 49 |
| #3 | babush | +3.14 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | Kilino | +0.71 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | CornDoogs | +0.42 | 83 | 61 |





