








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 989 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 481 matches | ||
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




189 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11173 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,864 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6090 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4506 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 6248 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7020 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,074,882 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4050 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOE | 75% | 80 |
| #2 | Solana | 69% | 337 |
| #3 | bROKEN | 68% | 440 |
| #4 | Aya | 58% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOE | 75% | 80 |
| #2 | Solana | 69% | 337 |
| #3 | bROKEN | 68% | 440 |
| #4 | Aya | 58% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solana | 40 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | bROKEN | 18 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | MOE | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Aya | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bROKEN | 414 | 0.05 | 14 min |
| #2 | MOE | 140 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Aya | 107 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | Solana | 105 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOE | +4.39 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | bROKEN | +4.23 | 67 | 56 |
| #3 | Solana | +1.49 | 69 | 27 |
| #4 | Alex. | +0.66 | 69 | 54 |
| #5 | Aya | -1.10 | 83 | 58 |





