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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1722 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1182 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 454 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
22866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12554 | 26% |
| Smokes | 10124 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 12646 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 13461 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,400,923 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex. | 68% | 440 |
| #2 | Solana | 63% | 658 |
| #3 | MOE | 63% | 207 |
| #4 | Aya | 58% | 233 |
| #5 | Kanderi | 57% | 592 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MOE | 63% | 207 |
| #4 | Aya | 58% | 233 |
| #5 | Kanderi | 57% | 592 |
| #6 | Kaneki | 55% | 109 |
| #7 | MidNight. | 55% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanderi | 87 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Alex. | 82 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Solana | 58 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | MOE | 28 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | MidNight. | 15 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanderi | 1690 | 0.14 | 50 min |
| #2 | Alex. | 634 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #3 | Aya | 383 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #4 | MOE | 325 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | Kaneki | 325 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MOE | +3.59 | 89 | 58 |
| #2 | bROKEN | +2.98 | 68 | 58 |
| #3 | Solana | +0.73 | 67 | 27 |
| #4 | Alex. | +0.39 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | Kaneki | -0.08 | 75 | 68 |





