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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
42 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 63 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 26 | 41% |
| Smokes | 36 | 57% |
| HE Grenades | 1 | 2% |
| Molotovs | 0 | 0% |
Our logs show you have wasted $15,650 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gary | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | james johnson jr. | 0% | 2 |
| #3 | Cuban_Immigrant51 | 0% | 3 |
| #4 | Chang | 0% | 3 |
| #5 | Goose | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gary | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | james johnson jr. | 0% | 2 |
| #3 | Cuban_Immigrant51 | 0% | 3 |
| #4 | Chang | 0% | 3 |
| #5 | Goose | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gary | 1 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Goose | 1 | 0.0130 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | james johnson jr. | 14 | 0.34 | 0 min |
| #2 | Goose | 9 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #3 | Cuban_Immigrant51 | 7 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Gary | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | james johnson jr. | +3.00 | 65 | 44 |
| #2 | Chang | +1.00 | 67 | 28 |
| #3 | Gary | -0.39 | 51 | 6 |
| #4 | Cuban_Immigrant51 | -2.24 | 32 | 54 |
| #5 | Goose | -3.13 | 78 | 58 |





