








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,335 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2510 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1536 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1875 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1414 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $666,822 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 929 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Briannico6 | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Ang | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Ludopata777 | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | sbt | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ainc | 2 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Briannico6 | 375 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | sbt | 159 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | el masi | 140 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ang | 127 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | N | 106 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fantasmanko | +4.45 | 51 | 74 |
| #2 | ✪ Franklin Saint | +3.69 | 61 | 63 |
| #3 | Briannico6 | +1.90 | 56 | 71 |
| #4 | sbt | -0.44 | 56 | 71 |
| #5 | Ang | -0.99 | 54 | 59 |





