








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,784 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1677 | 35% |
| Smokes | 832 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1184 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1091 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,248,362 of utility $251 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 501 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dom | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | mouthbreather gaming | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Enterthestorm | 50% | 20 |
| #4 | Ajay126 | 48% | 135 |
| #5 | MrLufa | 47% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ajay126 | 48% | 135 |
| #5 | MrLufa | 47% | 210 |
| #6 | brayerip | 39% | 61 |
| #7 | Calcarus101 | 39% | 23 |
| #8 | Mmmmm Cheebseburbger | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrLufa | 79 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | Ajay126 | 24 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | brayerip | 24 | 0.0199 |
| #4 | Dom | 13 | 0.0322 |
| #5 | Enterthestorm | 11 | 0.0277 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrLufa | 167 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ajay126 | 145 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | mouthbreather gaming | 86 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mmmmm Cheebseburbger | 41 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Enterthestorm | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dom | +3.67 | 60 | 24 |
| #2 | Chxzz | +2.46 | 80 | 51 |
| #3 | Enterthestorm | +1.32 | 55 | 35 |
| #4 | mouthbreather gaming | -0.50 | 21 | 70 |
| #5 | brayerip | -0.63 | 48 | 10 |





