








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 425 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 171 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




168 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2717 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 939 | 16% |
| Smokes | 619 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 2240 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1939 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,631,649 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 655 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mouthbreather gaming | 54% | 26 |
| #2 | Dom | 53% | 58 |
| #3 | Enterthestorm | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | Chxzz | 47% | 210 |
| #5 | Ajay126 | 46% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Enterthestorm | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | Chxzz | 47% | 210 |
| #5 | Ajay126 | 46% | 249 |
| #6 | brayerip | 45% | 114 |
| #7 | Calcarus101 | 38% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chxzz | 68 | 0.0163 |
| #2 | Ajay126 | 49 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | brayerip | 49 | 0.0219 |
| #4 | Dom | 25 | 0.0227 |
| #5 | Calcarus101 | 15 | 0.0126 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chxzz | 463 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | Ajay126 | 307 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | mouthbreather gaming | 107 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | Enterthestorm | 49 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dom | 48 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dom | +4.32 | 68 | 18 |
| #2 | Chxzz | +2.68 | 81 | 50 |
| #3 | Enterthestorm | +1.11 | 36 | 25 |
| #4 | mouthbreather gaming | -0.09 | 19 | 66 |
| #5 | brayerip | -0.46 | 50 | 7 |





