








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2288 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1693 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1648 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1807 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,180,645 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AN[i]M4L™ | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Vince026 | 70% | 27 |
| #3 | MIDrow | 63% | 24 |
| #4 | Vinicius Jr | 58% | 91 |
| #5 | Jackxs_deer | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vinicius Jr | 147 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | PepitaGrilla | 129 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | ORIGINALxJuanito | 125 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | AN[i]M4L™ | 98 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪ pew 🗿⃤⃢🍷p3w ⊹ | 66 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DarKreM | +3.45 | 67 | 50 |
| #2 | AN[i]M4L™ | +2.97 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | MIDrow | +2.26 | 64 | 47 |
| #4 | AiraaM | +2.20 | 67 | 78 |
| #5 | ✪ pew 🗿⃤⃢🍷p3w ⊹ | +1.99 | 70 | 72 |





