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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 488 | 27% |
| Smokes | 322 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 607 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 380 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,331 of utility $25 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sv_cheats 1 | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | sea | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Mike Nolan | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | LeonS | 38% | 45 |
| #5 | R.A.T.S.S.Mr`Fluff | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mike Nolan | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | LeonS | 38% | 45 |
| #5 | R.A.T.S.S.Mr`Fluff | 33% | 18 |
| #6 | ValleyFr0g | 29% | 7 |
| #7 | Sti3gl | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mike Nolan | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | LeonS | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | R.A.T.S.S.Mr`Fluff | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | sv_cheats 1 | 1 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | sea | 1 | 0.0154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeonS | 59 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | Mike Nolan | 21 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | ValleyFr0g | 13 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | R.A.T.S.S.Mr`Fluff | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | sv_cheats 1 | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sea | +10.61 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | sv_cheats 1 | +2.73 | 49 | 29 |
| #3 | Mike Nolan | +2.71 | 69 | 36 |
| #4 | Sti3gl | -0.17 | 30 | 44 |
| #5 | R.A.T.S.S.Mr`Fluff | -0.96 | 72 | 44 |





