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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1139 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1491 | 36% |
| Smokes | 986 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 809 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 805 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,915 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jew jitsu | 142 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARD skins.army | 137 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | overseas | 104 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✌☞D3SIK☜✌_777 | 64 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | nick hurgh | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✌☞D3SIK☜✌_777 | +3.40 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | jew jitsu | +1.95 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAARD skins.army | +1.46 | 69 | 60 |
| #4 | overseas | +1.40 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | nv | +1.14 | 64 | 60 |





