








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1024 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 144 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2032 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1356 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1878 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1193 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,289,838 of utility $317 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7604 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wisey | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | st0rmsyy ♡ | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | Fractal | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | puppyboy~ | 40% | 30 |
| #5 | CoolMathGames.com | 31% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | st0rmsyy ♡ | 44% | 25 |
| #3 | Fractal | 42% | 26 |
| #4 | puppyboy~ | 40% | 30 |
| #5 | CoolMathGames.com | 31% | 36 |
| #6 | GodsSilliestGoose | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | puppyboy~ | 27 | 0.0494 |
| #2 | Wisey | 16 | 0.0304 |
| #3 | st0rmsyy ♡ | 16 | 0.0313 |
| #4 | CoolMathGames.com | 15 | 0.0218 |
| #5 | GodsSilliestGoose | 3 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wisey | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | st0rmsyy ♡ | 45 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Fractal | 40 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | GodsSilliestGoose | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | CoolMathGames.com | 15 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wisey | +4.52 | 62 | 56 |
| #2 | st0rmsyy ♡ | +3.66 | 59 | 56 |
| #3 | Xennetta | +0.23 | 48 | 48 |
| #4 | Fractal | -0.89 | 43 | 39 |
| #5 | puppyboy~ | -0.97 | 32 | 5 |





