








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 622 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 602 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4764 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7347 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7526 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5523 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,493,952 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zary_zary | 49% | 98 |
| #2 | |3_ProF| Rozbojnik | 49% | 103 |
| #3 | .Irwusek | 48% | 145 |
| #4 | Arrow | 48% | 142 |
| #5 | `.иιєℓєgαℓиα.` | 45% | 477 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | `.иιєℓєgαℓиα.` | 16 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Nalejmizupy | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Arrow | 15 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | .Irwusek | 13 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | zary_zary | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Irwusek | +3.83 | 63 | 73 |
| #2 | .Irwusek | +3.77 | 68 | 75 |
| #3 | |3_ProF| Rozbojnik | +2.54 | 60 | 68 |
| #4 | Nalejmizupy | +1.85 | 61 | 63 |
| #5 | Arrow | +0.52 | 76 | 49 |





