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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1039 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1420 matches | ||
| Wingman | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8585 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 62,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15647 | 25% |
| Smokes | 20260 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 15973 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 10394 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,517,452 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✯Christiann2412✯ | 54% | 102 |
| #2 | .Irwusek | 54% | 294 |
| #3 | |3_ProF| Rozbojnik | 52% | 287 |
| #4 | .Irwusek | 50% | 439 |
| #5 | ARES | 49% | 522 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arrow | 22 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Nalejmizupy | 20 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | .Irwusek | 19 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ☣Hamster | 18 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | ARES | 9 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARES | 1836 | 0.17 | 43 min |
| #2 | .Irwusek | 1769 | 0.19 | 41 min |
| #3 | .Irwusek | 1288 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #4 | ☣Hamster | 1008 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #5 | |3_ProF| Rozbojnik | 900 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .Irwusek | +3.68 | 62 | 75 |
| #2 | .Irwusek | +2.95 | 67 | 75 |
| #3 | |3_ProF| Rozbojnik | +2.34 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Nalejmizupy | +1.87 | 61 | 61 |
| #5 | EXELV2DONTSTEAL | +1.83 | 64 | 55 |





