








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 698 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2207 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4174 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2754 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1661 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,446,920 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ApEx | 46% | 120 |
| #2 | Kalashnikov | 45% | 145 |
| #3 | ♚JOKER♚ | 45% | 47 |
| #4 | krauser | 44% | 54 |
| #5 | RuSh | 42% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Devil | 42% | 60 |
| #7 | Mr.Goodrich | 41% | 58 |
| #8 | GIGA CHAD | 39% | 145 |
| #9 | KryptexOP | 37% | 86 |
| #10 | YoPappy | 20% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ApEx | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Kalashnikov | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Devil | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | RuSh | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | KryptexOP | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalashnikov | 581 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | ApEx | 495 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | RuSh | 456 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #4 | YoPappy | 210 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #5 | GIGA CHAD | 160 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YoPappy | +3.05 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Mr.Goodrich | +2.07 | 74 | 31 |
| #3 | RuSh | +1.48 | 58 | 61 |
| #4 | ♚JOKER♚ | +0.56 | 59 | 50 |
| #5 | ApEx | +0.30 | 57 | 62 |





