








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 858 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 118 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1228 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1417 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1527 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1009 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $677,683 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 981 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1KoLayevitsch | 100% | 13 |
| #2 | SAPZ | 82% | 17 |
| #3 | Jeesus | 82% | 33 |
| #4 | 240km/h.peek iigor | 81% | 36 |
| #5 | BALDPEEK xezrxD | 81% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1KoLayevitsch | 100% | 13 |
| #2 | SAPZ | 82% | 17 |
| #3 | Jeesus | 82% | 33 |
| #4 | 240km/h.peek iigor | 81% | 36 |
| #5 | BALDPEEK xezrxD | 81% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BALDPEEK xezrxD | 15 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | 240km/h.peek iigor | 10 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | Jeesus | 5 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | N1KoLayevitsch | 3 | 0.0135 |
| #5 | SAPZ | 1 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BALDPEEK xezrxD | 354 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | 240km/h.peek iigor | 90 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Jeesus | 83 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | SAPZ | 48 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | N1KoLayevitsch | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAPZ | +8.41 | 99 | 68 |
| #2 | KloogaZ | +8.11 | 96 | 64 |
| #3 | BALDPEEK xezrxD | +7.01 | 100 | 67 |
| #4 | Jeesus | +4.73 | 92 | 68 |
| #5 | 240km/h.peek iigor | -0.65 | 86 | 54 |





