








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2999 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1871 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 776 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1556 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $559,523 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 734 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1KoLayevitsch | 86% | 21 |
| #2 | KloogaZ | 81% | 113 |
| #3 | Jeesus | 76% | 50 |
| #4 | 240km/h.peek iigor | 70% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1KoLayevitsch | 86% | 21 |
| #2 | KloogaZ | 81% | 113 |
| #3 | Jeesus | 76% | 50 |
| #4 | 240km/h.peek iigor | 70% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KloogaZ | 17 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | 240km/h.peek iigor | 7 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | N1KoLayevitsch | 7 | 0.0182 |
| #4 | Jeesus | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KloogaZ | 189 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Jeesus | 79 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | 240km/h.peek iigor | 59 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | N1KoLayevitsch | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KloogaZ | +7.67 | 98 | 58 |
| #2 | BALDPEEK xezrxD | +7.44 | 100 | 68 |
| #3 | 240km/h.peek iigor | +4.18 | 98 | 44 |
| #4 | Jeesus | +2.05 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | N1KoLayevitsch | -3.25 | 68 | 3 |





