








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Esplay | 21 matches | 1,658 | |
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1343 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 636 | 18% |
| Smokes | 860 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1004 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1045 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $703,269 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 737 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IRRA | 66% | 53 |
| #2 | Alex | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | capo | 60% | 70 |
| #4 | davo | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IRRA | 66% | 53 |
| #2 | Alex | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | capo | 60% | 70 |
| #4 | davo | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | capo | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | IRRA | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | davo | 5 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Alex | 2 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | capo | 179 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | IRRA | 112 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Alex | 35 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | davo | 29 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | davo | +4.03 | 82 | 38 |
| #2 | capo | +1.98 | 63 | 51 |
| #3 | IRRA | +1.97 | 69 | 65 |
| #4 | See | +1.00 | 62 | 44 |
| #5 | Alex | -3.01 | 46 | 54 |





