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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
141 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 257 | 28% |
| Smokes | 173 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 209 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 285 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $53,311 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 116 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๐๐พ๐ป๐ญ๐ | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | IRRA | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | capo | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | See | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | davo | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | IRRA | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | capo | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | See | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | davo | 50% | 4 |
| #6 | -โงโงJebaMajid๐ | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | See | 4 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | capo | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | capo | 58 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | IRRA | 30 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | See | 21 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | -โงโงJebaMajid๐ | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | davo | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | capo | +3.95 | 70 | 45 |
| #2 | davo | +3.89 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | See | +1.59 | 68 | 35 |
| #4 | IRRA | +0.88 | 56 | 72 |
| #5 | ๐๐พ๐ป๐ญ๐ | +0.78 | 37 | 67 |





